There were 3 Blondes who wanted a job as an Officer in the Texas State department. The Sheriff takes them all into his office.
He says to them "OK i'm going to show you a profile of a criminal for 2 seconds and you have to name 1 unusal or distingiushing feature about him."
He show the first blonde and takes it away after 2 seconds. she then says " He has 1 ear !"
"Well of course he has 1 ear, its a profile. the side of his face !! " The Sheriff replied. She didn't get the job and walked out the room sheepishly.
He show the second blonde and takes it away after 2 seconds. she then says " He has 1 eye !"
"Well of course he has 1 eye, its a profile. I just said that !! " The Sheriff replied. She didn't get the job either and walked out the room with her head down.
He show the third blonde and takes it away after 2 seconds. she then says " He is wearing Contact lenses !"
The Sheriff looked at the mans file and said " Wow you're right. how did you know that with only 2 seconds of a picture "
She Replied "Well if he only had 1 ear & 1 eye he could hardly wear glasses could he."
He says to them "OK i'm going to show you a profile of a criminal for 2 seconds and you have to name 1 unusal or distingiushing feature about him."
He show the first blonde and takes it away after 2 seconds. she then says " He has 1 ear !"
"Well of course he has 1 ear, its a profile. the side of his face !! " The Sheriff replied. She didn't get the job and walked out the room sheepishly.
He show the second blonde and takes it away after 2 seconds. she then says " He has 1 eye !"
"Well of course he has 1 eye, its a profile. I just said that !! " The Sheriff replied. She didn't get the job either and walked out the room with her head down.
He show the third blonde and takes it away after 2 seconds. she then says " He is wearing Contact lenses !"
The Sheriff looked at the mans file and said " Wow you're right. how did you know that with only 2 seconds of a picture "
She Replied "Well if he only had 1 ear & 1 eye he could hardly wear glasses could he."
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