Lawyers Funeral

A man reluctantly attends his laywer's funeral expecting to be one of the only people there, and is surprised to see a huge turnout for this one terrible man. He turns to the people around him.

"Why are you all at this lawyer's funeral?.." he asks.

A man turns towards him and says, "We're all clients.."

"And you ALL came to pay your respects..?"

"No, we came to make sure he was really dead.."




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