Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?
- To see the expression on its face.
Why did the baby spin around in circles?
- It's hand was nailed to the floor.
What's red, bubbly, and scratches at the window before exploding?
- A baby in the microwave.
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall red?
- It depends on how hard you throw them.
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of bowling balls?
- You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.
Why did johnny fall off the bike?
- He had no legs.
***Finally***
What did the blind, deaf, and dumb kid get for Christmas?
- Cancer.
- To see the expression on its face.
Why did the baby spin around in circles?
- It's hand was nailed to the floor.
What's red, bubbly, and scratches at the window before exploding?
- A baby in the microwave.
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall red?
- It depends on how hard you throw them.
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of bowling balls?
- You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.
Why did johnny fall off the bike?
- He had no legs.
***Finally***
What did the blind, deaf, and dumb kid get for Christmas?
- Cancer.
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