Dead Baby

Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?
- To see the expression on its face.

Why did the baby spin around in circles?
- It's hand was nailed to the floor.

What's red, bubbly, and scratches at the window before exploding?
- A baby in the microwave.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall red?
- It depends on how hard you throw them.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of bowling balls?
- You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Why did johnny fall off the bike?
- He had no legs.

***Finally***

What did the blind, deaf, and dumb kid get for Christmas?
- Cancer.




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